Shit That's Weak

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hello Tumblr Staff, i want this picture of Jamie Lee Curtis and her Activia to be on tumblr radar

hello Tumblr Staff, i want this picture of Jamie Lee Curtis and her Activia to be on tumblr radar

3 second graders have a penis size contest. One is a black kid, one is Asian, on is a redneck. Which one has the biggest penis? The redneck, he’s 16 years old.

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i-rrelevantthoughts:

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

“cause if it were made for lesbians then there would be a home depo. ad on the side.”

AHAHAHAHA

I’m 5000% done.

lmao this is priceless

Ever wonder what your favorite cartoon characters would Look like Come to LIfe!?

why

Ever wonder what your favorite cartoon characters would Look like Come to LIfe!?

why

collegehumor:

The All-Nighter 4 Elements

If you combine their powers, you can summon Captain Procrastination.